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I’m going on a blind date to see Inside Llewyn Davis and eat at IL Forno this afternoon, in Lakeland, FL, because everybody knows Polk County is THE romantic getaway for lovers. Polk County is described as “The county of oranges, phosphate mountains and trailer parks, where they spread hepatitis through meth use, once elected a white supremacist sheriff, and often find themselves in perp walks on Orlando or Tampa Bay TV.”