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Art Basel, Book of Mormon, flea market, funny, gay, gay fort lauderdale, gay Miami, hobbies, humor, LGBT, lifestyle, the White Party, Tupac Shakur, wilton manors
The White Party was last weekend, Art Basel is this whole week, and the Book of Mormon is about to start a weeklong run…sadly, budgetary constraints and the Man keeping me down will not allow me to enjoy these fun things that homosexuals like. I can still go flea market shopping though, look at all my Treasure! From the Swap Shop in Fort Lauderdale, ya heard?
A pound puppy monkey, a old chimpanzee Curious George? monkey, and Po the Teletubbie (George stunk and burst when I put him in the wash) $1 each, $3
Tupac and Gina Cascone memoirs, 50 cents each, $1 #tupacisalive
Total toothpastes, $1 each, $3
A black cat that Cricket has already halfway murdered $1
2 pink harnesses, one is Martha Stewart, $1 each, $2
A pair of 5 pound barbells, so i’ll be all swole and have muscles, $1
2 George Foreman grills, $1 each, $2 and both work fine!
A Cupcake Brown memoir and A Beginner’s Guide to Martial Arts, 50 cents each, $1
a baking pan $1
3 boxes of Nag Champa $5 I haven’t burned Nag Champa for quite a while, and my luck has been crappy…maybe burning it again will change my karma or something
*not pictured: 2 Mountain Dews, a sesame cake, a grape snow cone, a corn dog and 2 arepas