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Maybe my favorite all-time documentary #upintheholler
09 Tuesday Oct 2018
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Maybe my favorite all-time documentary #upintheholler
19 Tuesday Jun 2018
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Kawhi want to to get back to L.A. to resume his ashy acting career yo!
30 Wednesday May 2018
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21 Monday May 2018
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21 Wednesday Mar 2018
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These kids are are out of control! Why are they so bad? I said “Where is they parent, what is they doing?” and they said “You, you is the parent!” Oh sorry ok then š³š¬
13 Sunday Nov 2016
26 Wednesday Oct 2016
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The funniest show on TV right now…can I get that kids meal yo?
19 Tuesday Jul 2016
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Posted by johnjernigan | Filed under Funny Shit, Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
18 Monday Jul 2016
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Posted by johnjernigan | Filed under Funny Shit, the Flaming Homosexual
15 Friday Jul 2016
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13 Friday May 2016
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Or the baby Jesus or Allah or the Buddha or Oprah or Tupac
28 Thursday Apr 2016
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Posted by johnjernigan | Filed under Funny Shit, Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood, the Flaming Homosexual
26 Thursday Nov 2015
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18 Saturday Jul 2015
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18 Saturday Jul 2015
18 Saturday Jul 2015
11 Thursday Jun 2015
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Chipotle has scared McDonald’s and they are really trying to step it up. I took a teenager waiting on her intake to the fancy Mickey D’s on Belcher today. The old white lady took our order and gave us a buzzer and said she would bring the food to us!? We had a seat at a lovely lil 2 top with a cool 70’s design. When the lady brought our food the fries were in this cute little fry basket (that I couldn’t steal with my impressionable youth in tow). They done come up! Was still 10 nuggets for $1.49 though, ya heard? Also, where McRib at? #foodie
29 Wednesday Apr 2015
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This $1 box of fruit whirls, $1 bologna and 49 cent potted meat have to last all week!John’s finances are leading him back to the prostitution!Ā straight prostitution obviously āŖ#ānogay4payā¬
07 Tuesday Apr 2015
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04 Wednesday Mar 2015
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On some nights, for whatever reason, Flamingo Park decides to turn off some of their park lights, probably to conserve energy. One night recently the park was dimmed this way and a bunch of white people with fluorescent lights and whistles were jogging in a strung-out pack through the park. I think they were from one of the big fitness centers on Alton Road. This was my conversation with the dogs and two middle-aged French ladies on that evening:
To Cricket and Squeak, after watching the people jog and wave their glow sticks and whistle on through: “Stupid ass-white people, what is you gonna do?”
Then I say “Stupid women need to be careful, it’s all dark and shit, they might get raped”
After I make this staement, I look behind me to see these 2 older women who were apparently walking behind me and listening to my conversation with my children. One of the ladies, in I think a French accent says either “Racist” or “Rapist” as they both stop walking. I look back at them, kinda laugh, and say “Just joking.” They cross the street at Jefferson and 11th giving me ignorant looks.
Things I shoulda/woulda/coulda said:
“I’m white, I can say that”
“My dogs talk to me telepathically”
“French people smell”
“I’m gay, so I wouldn’t rape women”
“Je veux violer tu”
“Je viole tu”
“Konichiwa bitches”
22 Sunday Feb 2015
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Everybody knows a cat is the most ignorant of animals, but I was walking down Michigan Ave. and saw this sign: $1000 reward!!! Immediately I begin searching for this most beautiful of God’s creatures, ya heard? I soon discovered that there are lots of ignorant I mean beautiful black & white cats in South Beach. Also, how to catch them? I might have to momentarily stun them with a hammer or golf club to match up their markings and get paid, ya heard? #ilovepussies
15 Sunday Feb 2015
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Like my other favorite comedy The Goldbergs, Fresh Off the Boat is set in the 80’s when I was a child, only this comedy has a chubby little nugget who wants to be down and listens to hip-hop, it’s yo boy Eddie Huang.
13 Friday Feb 2015
09 Monday Feb 2015
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29 Thursday Jan 2015
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