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The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

09 Tuesday Oct 2018

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Maybe my favorite all-time documentary #upintheholler

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Kawhi Leonard on Bad Boys

19 Tuesday Jun 2018

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Kawhi want to to get back to L.A. to resume his ashy acting career yo!

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Greedy Frogdog

30 Wednesday May 2018

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T’Challa on Black Jeopardy

21 Monday May 2018

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actor, antifa, avengers, black lives matter, black panther, Broadway, comedy, entertainment, gay, gay marriage, Gay Rights, humor, LGBT, movies, News, television, theater

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Whose Kid is This?

21 Wednesday Mar 2018

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Pam the French Bulldog

13 Thursday Jul 2017

Posted by johnjernigan in Dogs is People Too, Funny Shit, Music is the Answer, My Heart

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Beyonce, cars, Cricket the French Bulldog, dogs, french bulldog, funny, gay, humor, kids, music, pets

 

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Bebe’s Kids

05 Wednesday Apr 2017

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These kids are are out of control! Why are they so bad? I said “Where is they parent, what is they doing?” and they said “You, you is the parent!” Oh sorry ok then 😳😬

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SNL Chappelle’s Show The Walking Dead

13 Sunday Nov 2016

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black lives matter, Chappelle's Show, Clinton, comedy, humor, politics, Saturday Night Live, television, the Walking Dead, trump, zombies

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Atlanta

26 Wednesday Oct 2016

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The funniest show on TV right now…can I get that kids meal yo?

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Chinese Bastards

19 Tuesday Jul 2016

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Rosetta Stone Gay Rights

18 Monday Jul 2016

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PokƩmon Grindr Game

15 Friday Jul 2016

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No Fats No Fems

13 Friday May 2016

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Or the baby Jesus or Allah or the Buddha or Oprah or Tupac

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Trans no Child Predator!

28 Thursday Apr 2016

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Patti Labelle Sweet Potato Pie

26 Thursday Nov 2015

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Chef, culture, foodie, funny, gay, holiday, humor, sweet potato pie, Thanksgiving, yum

 

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World’s Most Unusual Discount Store – Clearwater

18 Saturday Jul 2015

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China, Chinese, Clearwater Florida, culture, flea market, funny, gay, gay blog, LGBT, queer, shopping, St. Petersburg, Tampa Bay, Thrift Store

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Asian owned, naturally

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Twin Day at Work

18 Saturday Jul 2015

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My twin, the semi famous Angela, actually played college basketball and was the FSU team captain her senior year. I was NOT the 12th man on my high school basketball team!

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Cowboy Realness

18 Saturday Jul 2015

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McDonald’s on the Comeup!

11 Thursday Jun 2015

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Chipotle, cooking, foodie, funny, gay, gourmet, health, healthy eating, humor, john jernigan, lifestyle, McDonalds, St. Petersburg, tampa

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Chipotle has scared McDonald’s and they are really trying to step it up. I took a teenager waiting on her intake to the fancy Mickey D’s on Belcher today. The old white lady took our order and gave us a buzzer and said she would bring the food to us!? We had a seat at a lovely lil 2 top with a cool 70’s design. When the lady brought our food the fries were in this cute little fry basket (that I couldn’t steal with my impressionable youth in tow). They done come up! Was still 10 nuggets for $1.49 though, ya heard? Also, where McRib at? #foodie

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*UCK *E IN THE *SS TONIGHT

29 Wednesday Apr 2015

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Social Work Slave Wages vs. Prostitution

12 Sunday Apr 2015

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This $1 box of fruit whirls, $1 bologna and 49 cent potted meat have to last all week!John’s finances are leading him back to the prostitution!Ā straight prostitution obviously ‪#ā€Žnogay4pay‬

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Nawlins Drink Special

07 Tuesday Apr 2015

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A Swallow is a Bird

05 Thursday Mar 2015

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I Ain’t No Rapist

04 Wednesday Mar 2015

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On some nights, for whatever reason, Flamingo Park decides to turn off some of their park lights, probably to conserve energy. One night recently the park was dimmed this way and a bunch of white people with fluorescent lights and whistles were jogging in a strung-out pack through the park. I think they were from one of the big fitness centers on Alton Road. This was my conversation with the dogs and two middle-aged French ladies on that evening:

To Cricket and Squeak, after watching the people jog and wave their glow sticks and whistle on through: “Stupid ass-white people, what is you gonna do?”
Then I say “Stupid women need to be careful, it’s all dark and shit, they might get raped”
After I make this staement, I look behind me to see these 2 older women who were apparently walking behind me and listening to my conversation with my children. One of the ladies, in I think a French accent says either “Racist” or “Rapist” as they both stop walking. I look back at them, kinda laugh, and say “Just joking.” They cross the street at Jefferson and 11th giving me ignorant looks.

Things I shoulda/woulda/coulda said:
“I’m white, I can say that”
“My dogs talk to me telepathically”
“French people smell”
“I’m gay, so I wouldn’t rape women”
“Je veux violer tu”
“Je viole tu”
“Konichiwa bitches”

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Whorin’ the Cruise Lines

22 Sunday Feb 2015

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Hypothetically speaking, a person can make a lot of money turning tricks when the cruise ships are in port ‪#ā€Žthemoreyouknow‬ — at Port of Miami

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A $1000 Pussy

16 Monday Feb 2015

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Everybody knows a cat is the most ignorant of animals, but I was walking down Michigan Ave. and saw this sign: $1000 reward!!! Immediately I begin searching for this most beautiful of God’s creatures, ya heard? I soon discovered that there are lots of ignorant I mean beautiful black & white cats in South Beach. Also, how to catch them? I might have to momentarily stun them with a hammer or golf club to match up their markings and get paid, ya heard? #ilovepussies

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Fresh Off the Boat

15 Sunday Feb 2015

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Like my other favorite comedy The Goldbergs, Fresh Off the Boat is set in the 80’s when I was a child, only this comedy has a chubby little nugget who wants to be down and listens to hip-hop, it’s yo boy Eddie Huang.

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I’m Getting Pregnant This Weekend

13 Friday Feb 2015

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Like thousands of other hoodrats and working girls, I’m gettin’ ready to fly up (well bus up on Greyhound) to NBA All-Star Weekend in Brooklyn, and try to get pregnant by an NBA player! #winning

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John’s Super Walmarks Diet

09 Monday Feb 2015

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What to do when you got budgetary constraints but you still want to be all healthy and green and whanot: follow John’s Walmark meal plan for sexual stamina and good teeth and skrong muscles, like Jameis ! #foodie #aintthispaleo?

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Marshawn Lynch vs. Gronk

29 Thursday Jan 2015

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