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A $1000 Pussy

16 Monday Feb 2015

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Everybody knows a cat is the most ignorant of animals, but I was walking down Michigan Ave. and saw this sign: $1000 reward!!! Immediately I begin searching for this most beautiful of God’s creatures, ya heard? I soon discovered that there are lots of ignorant I mean beautiful black & white cats in South Beach. Also, how to catch them? I might have to momentarily stun them with a hammer or golf club to match up their markings and get paid, ya heard? #ilovepussies

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Introducing Pets

24 Sunday Aug 2014

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animals, australian shepherd, boston terrier, cats, dogs, fort lauderdale, french bulldog, funny, gay, gay blog, humor, Miami, wolves

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My friend Melissa has a one-legged Australian Shepherd named Maverick and a deaf cat named Romeo, who’s kind of a creeper. One night last week we decided to introduce our babies to each other. Maverick did bark a little as we got near, but only because he was excited, as he is a GOOD dog. He kind of rushed up to sniff Cricket, who doesn’t like to be crowded, so she growled and lunged for his face. I jerked her back just in time, because if they fought Maverick would probably kick her ass, three legs or not. My baby Squeak was so good, she and Maverick ran around Melissa’s apartment and played and had a good time. She tried to befriend Romeo, by laying down on her stomach and being submissive, but was ignored. Squeak in no way tried to attack Romeo, in fact she liked him. Curious then that when Cricket and Squeak are out on a walk they go crazy when they see a cat, Cricket will literally choke herself straining on the leash to try and get at it. Since Cricket killed a cat in 2012 and they are her enemies, I had to hold her the entire time, not easy with her weighing 33 pounds and shaking and struggling and whining to get to Romeo. I think it’s the wolf and pitbull in Cricket that makes her act that way.
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Rescued Beagles See the Sun and Grass for the First Time in Their Lives

20 Tuesday May 2014

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These beagles had been “de-barked” so that they did not disturb the people working in the medical lab.

I had tears in my eyes when I read that beagles are chosen for animal testing because they are “so forgiving” and will continue to try and love and bond with humans, even when being tortured and hurt by them.

The Beagle Freedom Project has their own Youtube channel

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Cat Saves Toddler from Dog Attack

14 Wednesday May 2014

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Normally I hate stupid cats, but this one is cool with me

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Greedy Bitch vs. Cigar

07 Wednesday May 2014

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@thejohnjernigan, animals, boston terrier, buy John's book $3.99, cats, Central Avenue St. Petersburg, cute, cute dog pics, dating, dogs, french bulldog, funny, gay, gay dating, humor, LGBT, love, pets, relationships, sex, Steven Chicurel, tampa, Tampa Bay

Greedy Bitch vs. Cigar

This greedy bitch gobbled up a half-eaten cigar off the street. The tobacco or nicotine or something immediately caused her to start wobbling and she passed out. I had to shake her awake and make her throw the cigar up. While dealing with her, Cricket ate the thrown up cigar in one bite…she’s fine, not even a burp, must have tasted good to her #squeakthebostonterror

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Vicious Pitbull Attacks, Kills Kitten

22 Tuesday Apr 2014

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Frenchie Baby Fights Bedtime

04 Friday Apr 2014

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Bedtime is never easy for anyone, especially when you’re little! This baby Frenchie doth protest, with a funny bark to match! But Mom keeps encouraging baby to get in bed! Watching him climb in with his little legs flopping over each other is ridiculously sweet.

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Taco Bell Breakfast

04 Friday Apr 2014

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I was intrigued, and since I am such a foodie and have real refined taste and whatnot, I had two breakfast offerings from Taco Bell this a.m…not sure why I thought their breakfast items would be of higher quality than their regular fare. I am leery of sausage of any kind, subconsciously aware that all the other piggy parts (tails, snouts, feet) are probably ground up to make them. I shudder to think what quality sausage Taco Bell (who boils their meat in bags) was using. Instead I chose a bacon and cheese waffle and a bacon and egg taco, thinking I couldn’t go wrong with bacon: wrong! Taco Bell’s bacon is like bacon bits bacon, little shrivel scrapes of fat and processed meat. The waffle was meh, bacon artificial, and my raggedy little taco didn’t even have cheese…I think you’re safe for now, McDonald’s…actually Hardee’s breakfast is the bestest.

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Banecat Has Arrived

01 Tuesday Apr 2014

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animals, atlanta, Bane, Banecat, Batman, boston terrier, cats, Christian Bale, cute, dating, dogs, french bulldog, funny, funny videos, gay, humor, Lesbian, love, pets, relationships, sex, tampa, Tom Hardy

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That Damn Cat

31 Monday Mar 2014

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That Damn Cat

Every day when I walk the dogs down Central Ave., Cricket sees this damn cat in this halfway house courtyard. She screams and whines and tries to climb over and squeeze between the bars. Normally the cat will get even closer to us than in this picture, and will sprawl out and yawn at Cricket or lick her paws. Cricket gets so mad!

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Squeak is Killing a Cat!

23 Sunday Mar 2014

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she got a lil wolf in her

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Vicious Pitbull Hidden Camera Busted

16 Sunday Mar 2014

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animals, atlanta, boston terrier, buy John's book on Amazon, cats, culture, cute, cute videos, dog videos, dogs, french bulldog, funny, gay, humor, LGBT, love, pets, pitbull, St. Petersburg, Tampa Bay

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Just Cute Animals

02 Sunday Mar 2014

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animal videos, boston terrier, buy John's book on Amazon $3.99, cats, cute, cute overload, cute videos, dogs, french bulldog, funny, gay, humor, LGBT, love, pet videos, pets, pop culture

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Cat Wants Inside, for real

24 Monday Feb 2014

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animals, boston terrier, cats, culture, cute, dogs, entertainment, french bulldog, funny, gay, humor, Lesbian, LGBT, Life, lifestyle, pets

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Cat Friend vs. Dog Friend

07 Friday Feb 2014

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animals, atlanta, boston terrier, cat people, cats, dating, dog people, dogs, french bulldog, funny, gay, humor, love, pets, St. Petersburg, Tampa Bay

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That Darn Cat

04 Tuesday Feb 2014

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animals, antiques, boston terrier, buy John's book on Amazon, cats, Cricket the French Bulldog, dogs, french bulldog, funny, gay, humor, pets, Squeak the Boston Terrier, St. Petersburg, Tampa Bay, thrift stores

That Darn Cat

The White Elephant antique store on Central Ave. has a white cat in their front window. Cricket and Squeak lose they damn mind tryin’ to get in there to get it every time we walk by.

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You Shall Not Pass, Dog

23 Monday Dec 2013

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