19 Thursday Feb 2015
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best gay blog, Chef, cooking, culinary, dieting, foodie, funny, gay, healthy eating, humor, john jernigan, pastries, South Beach Miami
I don’t just buy super fattening cinnamon buns with cream cheese frosting when I go to Publix, I buy extra cream cheese frosting as well #2ndtrimester #built4winter #foodie — at South Beach Miami
16 Monday Feb 2015
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bargain shopping, best gay blog, Chef, cooking, cronuts, culinary, culture, foodie, gay, john jernigan, pastries, recipes, shopping, South Beach Miami
I have a horrible sweet tooth and I’m broke. When I’m bling blingin’, I enjoy fancy sweet things like tres leches and cronuts and Ben & Jerry’s and pot brownies. Since I ain’t been bout that scrilla in a minute, I luckily stumbled into the Dollar Star on Washington Ave. A sign strategically placed throughout the store says “Florida has ruled that is is legal to sell food that is slightly out of date.” Yes, please!
My purchases:
2 boxes of Little Debbie Cakes, buy 1 get one free, $1.09 (they ain’t stale or nothin’)
2 4-packs of Sunkist 10 (they only have the 10 calories) .49 cents each
1 potato hot dog bun 8-pack (will make my fried bologna (baloney?) sandwiches with, $1
1 Starkist fruit punch candle (cause I love for my pied-a-terre to smell all fruity, like me) .25 cents
15 Sunday Feb 2015
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best gay blog, Brazil, Chef, cooking, culinary, ethnic foods, foodie, gay, gay Miami, john jernigan, recipes, South Beach Miami, Tamarind
Extremely popular in south Florida, so I thought I would give them a try. Tastes like a sour sweet dill pickle of sugar and tamarind pulp…yuck!
09 Monday Feb 2015
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best gay blog, Chef, cuisine, culinary, diet, fine dining, foodie, funny, gay, health food, humor, john jernigan, recipes, Walmart
What to do when you got budgetary constraints but you still want to be all healthy and green and whanot: follow John’s Walmark meal plan for sexual stamina and good teeth and skrong muscles, like Jameis ! #foodie #aintthispaleo?
11 Monday Aug 2014
20 Sunday Apr 2014
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@thejohnjernigan, business model, culinary, culture, dating, dining, dogs, Edamame, funny, gay, grocery store chains, LGBT, love, perspective, pets, point of view, Quinoa, relationships, sex, St. Petersburg, tampa, Tampa Bay, Trader Joe's, Whole Foods
Tampa’s Trader Joe’s has finally opened, and it’s busy as hell. You would have thought the baby Jesus himself was promoting the Curried Quinoa Salad with Mango or something on this Easter Sunday. Conceding that it should have been opened years ago and that I am certainly behind the times, I still love this place! I am such a foodie now…
“Trader Joe’s is no ordinary grocery chain. It’s an offbeat, fun discovery zone that elevates food shopping from a chore to a cultural experience. It stocks its shelves with a winning combination of low-cost, yuppie-friendly staples (cage-free eggs and organic blue agave sweetener) and exotic, affordable luxuries — Belgian butter waffle cookies or Thai lime-and-chili cashews — that you simply can’t find anyplace else.”
My grocery basket:
the Sea Salt Butterscotch Caramels $3.49
Edamame Crackers $2.69
Mandarin Orange Chicken $4.99
BBQ Pulled Chicken $5.99
Homecut Fries $1.99
Petite Cocoa Wafers $1.99
Sesame Sticks $2.29
Carrot Cake Cookies $3.99
Dried Mandarin Slices $1.99
Chicken Jerky Dog Treats
Posted by johnjernigan | Filed under My Favorite Things
