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Giant Mutant Spider Dog

01 Wednesday Oct 2014

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dachshund, dog Halloween, funny, funny videos, gay, gay blog, Halloween, humor, pet costumes, pranks, spider prank, spiders

The guy in the subway who got tangled up in the spiderweb: hilarious!

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Murder She Wrote

31 Thursday Oct 2013

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@squeakjernigan, boston terrier, Cricket the French Bulldog, dogs, french bulldog, funny, gay, Halloween, humor, john jernigan, LGBT, new orleans, pets, Squeak the Boston Terrier, Tampa Bay, trick or treat

Murder She Wrote

Cricket is ambivalent about Halloween, she can take it or leave it. Squeak does Not care for it, in fact she hates it. What happened to cause this emotional reaction to this holiest of gay holidays was that one year Thing 1 and Thing 2 came to my door trick or treating and scared Squeak real, real bad. She didn’t know what the hell they were, some kind of animal or!? She was getting ready to tear ’em up, but I restrained her and threw her out in the back yard. Since I’m such a good parent, and due to her undiagnosed mental health issues, the Jernigan clan decided to just chill at home this evening on the couch. Everybody settled in to watch Love & Hip Hop, when Paul the Pastel Bear (a known homosexual) growled at Squeak or something. I’m not sure if Squeak was holding on to some residual Halloween anger, or if she is homophobic, but the next thing I knew, she howled at the moon like a werewolf, grabbed up gay Paul and tore his belly out! He’s dead, killed, murdered. That’s how we roll, 3rd Ward Magnolia ya heard?

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You Ate My Halloween Candy !

27 Sunday Oct 2013

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funny, funny kids, gay blog, Halloween, humor, Jimmy Kimmel, john jernigan, jokes, pranks, Tampa Bay

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Halloween Costume Idea: Bloody Princess Diana

18 Friday Oct 2013

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culture, drag queens, funny, gay, Halloween, Halloween costumes, humor, john jernigan, LGBT, new orleans, Princess Diana, Tampa Bay

Halloween Costume Idea: Bloody Princess Diana

Princess Diana was killed/died while I was living in New Orleans. That Halloween all of the drag queens (to honor her) were Princess Diana…with blood and tire tracks all over their dresses 🙂

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God’s Demon – Wayne Barlowe

10 Thursday Oct 2013

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art, Beelzebub, book reviews, books, fantasy, fiction, gay, God's Demon, Halloween, heaven, hell, horror, john jernigan, LGBT, Lucifer, religion, Sargantanas, Wayne Barlowe

God's Demon - Wayne Barlowe

“Their appearance was as grotesque as their croaking chorus; they were as varied and individual as the capricious laws of the demons could create. Somewhere in Hell, a veritable army of lesser demons had their way with the endless flood of souls as they entered the realm. Legless, headless, corkscrewed, folded, torn, and pierced, each soul wore but the thinnest mask of mankind.”

Lucifer has disappeared from Hell, passing his administrative duties to Beelzebub. Beelzebub is cruel, even for a demon, and a rival, Sargantanas, begins to dream of redemption and a return to heaven. A war over that belief splits Hell into two mighty armies made up of creatures that only the most vivid imagination can conceive. Lilith is here. She belongs to Beelzebub, tossed to him by Lucifer along with the staff of the kingdom. Every demon desires her, dreams of her, and wants to possess her.
Hannibal Barca, Eligor and Valefar are players in this mighty struggle, powerful demons all.
The fallen angels, now demons, are corrupted, twisted, and bear little resemblance to their former beautiful embodiments. Politics made up of shifting alliances born more out of mutual interest and fear than out of loyalty dominate the ongoing struggle for power in the realm.
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George Michael and Carrie

10 Thursday Oct 2013

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Birmingham, Carrie, culture, Forrest Cook, gay, George Michael, Halloween, humor, john jernigan, LGBT, movies, music, new orleans, queer, Tampa Bay

George Michael and Carrie

One Halloween, Tim went as Carrie, maybe I was George Michael? with a tight white shirt, caesar haircut and gold hoops…gotta have Faith!

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