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You Can’t Fix Stupid

30 Sunday Mar 2014

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You Can't Fix Stupid

Under Neat that We Will Miss You

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Helen Keller and her cat, Mittens

27 Thursday Mar 2014

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Helen Keller and her cat, Mittens

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The Seven Condiments: Asia, Africa, Europe, ignorants

14 Friday Mar 2014

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The Seven Condiments: Asia, Africa, Europe, ignorants

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Sexy Stripper

13 Thursday Feb 2014

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F**K Candyman

12 Wednesday Feb 2014

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Kill Chucky Kill

06 Thursday Feb 2014

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Bad Grandpa Beauty Pageant

28 Tuesday Jan 2014

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Damn Kids

21 Tuesday Jan 2014

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Fried Bologna Saturday Night

04 Saturday Jan 2014

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Fried Bologna Saturday Night

John was excited to be going on a date on this Saturday night, unfortunately poor communication with his potential future ex-husband left him home, alone and HONGRY. He fried up some bologna with ketchup, and some eggs with grape jelly, then ate them up on some hamburger buns. John’s refined palate is evidence that he is trailer park royalty, ya heard?

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People of Walmart

04 Saturday Jan 2014

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My baby daddy is in here

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A Brutal, Senseless Death

29 Sunday Dec 2013

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A Brutal, Senseless Death

Authorities are calling the early morning murder of Pumba the warthog a swine hate crime. His life partner Charlie woke to find his mangled body in their living room floor. Charlie described Pumba as “loving, fat and flatulent.” Law enforcement has a suspect in custody, a lesbian bulldog, ironically also described as fat and gassy.

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Birthday Gift Idea

29 Sunday Dec 2013

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Birthday Gift Idea

My mother’s birthday is coming up. I’m going to send her these scratch-offs and lotto tickets with a card that says “Happy Birthday! I bought you these lottery tickets, sorry that they didn’t win.”

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Best News Bloopers of 2013

27 Friday Dec 2013

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Peppermint Glory Hole

24 Tuesday Dec 2013

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Peppermint Glory Hole

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Hoodrat Stuff

21 Saturday Dec 2013

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Reporter: “Did you know that you could perhaps kill somebody?”
Milton: “Yes, but I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friend.”

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Loneliness

17 Tuesday Dec 2013

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Breaking Up with You

14 Saturday Dec 2013

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Sweet Brown, the remix

14 Saturday Dec 2013

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I always have time for you, Sweet Brown!

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Dear Santa

12 Thursday Dec 2013

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Dear Santa

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I Wanna Be a Cowboy

12 Thursday Dec 2013

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I Wanna Be a Cowboy

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Penis Inspector

11 Wednesday Dec 2013

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Penis Inspector

I got my Master’s in this, ya heard?

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Cheap and Green and shit

11 Wednesday Dec 2013

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Cheap and Green and shit

Found these 3 chairs next to a dumpster behind a halfway house on 25th. Carried them all home one by one, lookin’ all sweaty and crackish. They are all wood and seem solid. I am very green and natural and love the earth and cheap and whatnot, so this find was a happy day for me. The chairs are in my bedroom, I did Febreze them, sure hope they don’t have any hepatitis or bedbugs or anything on them…too late now anyway. If anybody else wants them, there are 2 more chairs with the red seat back there…few people have my artistic vision though, so they will probably be there for a minute 😦

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Sunny Florida

10 Tuesday Dec 2013

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Sunny Florida

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FSU’s Red Lightning

09 Monday Dec 2013

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The Goldbergs

04 Wednesday Dec 2013

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My favorite show, so so funny! At the end of some of the episodes, they show some of Adam Goldberg’s real videos, shot from his childhood, as apparently he always had his video camera rolling.

The Goldbergs is set in the 1980s and follows the Goldberg family. The single-camera series stars Jeff Garlin as husband Murray, Wendi McLendon-Covey as wife Beverly, and three children. Adam documents their lives with his video camera. The series is based on creator Adam F. Goldberg’s real-life family, in which he actually video-taped events when he was growing up.

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You Ate My Halloween Candy !

27 Sunday Oct 2013

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A friend of mine who used to be one of the hard working under appreciated social workers for the State here in Pensacola has written a book now available on Kindle, John Jernigan’s “The Gay Road Less Traveled.” I purchased it tonight to start it, couldn’t out it down, it was so funny. Graphic, real, and hysterical, John’s writing is endearing, funny, smart and if you happen to be drinking coffee, it may shoot out of your nose at some point during one of his vignettes. You can read it on Kindle.

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