This has become an anthem for the tragedy in Orlando
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This song, used in an Iphone commercial, is playing my head 24-7…the commercial version, a cover, sounds better than the original Pixies’ version.
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I admit I have an OKCupid profile…have never had any luck on there, except once, with this cute little music professor from Orlando. I occasionally log in and peruse the profiles. I came across one that really caught my attention, for several reasons:
2) Big black frame glasses
4) Allegedly an attorney
Digging deeper into his profile, I think he was maybe trying too hard to be all ironic and hipster Williamsburg dude. His older pictures are not as thought out as his most recent pic. Below is his descriptive, which I do think is very clever:
I am just me. It’s all very complicated. But it’s not who you are underneath, it’s what you do that defines you. Look, it’s all a bit technical, but the important thing is that *my* company’s future is secure. (I know it’s from Batman Begins, but the average homo wouldn’t).
The other reasons I think the profile is cute is that he lists Coldplay as a favorite, also Titanic and Braveheart. Has to be all hipster ironic, right? Well to make a short, sad story short, I did message him, twice, and was ignored…how ironical. I’ll just be alone forever and ever I guess 😦
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For example, A Confused 51-Year Old Wannabe Hipster appears to be more friendly to strangers than gay men his age.
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I’m going on a blind date to see Inside Llewyn Davis and eat at IL Forno this afternoon, in Lakeland, FL, because everybody knows Polk County is THE romantic getaway for lovers. Polk County is described as “The county of oranges, phosphate mountains and trailer parks, where they spread hepatitis through meth use, once elected a white supremacist sheriff, and often find themselves in perp walks on Orlando or Tampa Bay TV.”
Jordan Bowers @BowersIsTheBoss
Call me heartless, but I won’t support Michael Sam. I won’t discriminate, but I also can’t praise a man who has disregarded God’s laws.
Mary Fords Grandbaby @MaryFordgb
It saddens me that black male role models now are either homo or in jail.College football star Michael Sam: I’m gay
Pastor Jeff Earls @PastorJeffEarls
New Fag League – The Doom of a Great American Game
Spirit of Truth @SpiritofTruth1
Michael Sam I’m gonna cast yo fag fucking ass to hellz!!!
Smokey Dope @TokeyDope
Who gives a shit if Michael Sam is a fag I dont wanna hear it everytime I turn to @ESPN
sam palmer @sampalmer14
No one care if Michael Sam is gay. Be a homo in private. I want to watch sports center not a gay guy who plays football.
what a wacko Michael Sam lol says hes atracted to guys WTF thats fucking gross haha @espn #SportsCenter that should be Not top 10 lol
That queer Michael Sam needs to go home. No one wants gay people on there football team.
Michael Sam bringing smear the queer to a whole new level #corksoaker
Gopis dead @Gopisdead
MLK is ROLLING in His Grave. Did He DIE 4 This? Who is going 2 follow this guy w/o the liberal elite?
Pariah’s Child @Lakeshow_248
Michael sam. Hope u die
Al Hannum @AlHannum3
Michael Sam’s don’t ask don’t tell brotha.Now I can’t watch sport center for the rest of the week ,you ruined it god damn
Alek Aker @AlekAker
Why are people praising Michael Sam & acting like hes greater than God just because hes openly gay?!? Its a sin! #ThisWorldIsGoingToHell
I am sort of resigned to being alone, just me and my babies. I have fallen into this routine of the dog park and flea market on Saturdays, then a double feature at the movies on Sundays. What’s so sad is there are so many men out there that I kind of love, they’re just all unattainable, taken, don’t like me back: Mark in Boca, William in Alpine, Geoff B. in Tallahassee, Steven in Oviedo, Jeff in Orlando, Stephen in Pensacola and now Forrest in Birmingham…all of you are supposed to be my husband, hello!? Somebody love me please, I’m tired of being sad and lonely…what if this truly is as good as it gets?
These two songs have been my anthems these last few months, I’ve been through some depression and hard times, but I’ve got life and I’m carrying on…
I ain’t got no home, ain’t got no shoes
Ain’t got no money, ain’t got no class
Ain’t got no skirts, ain’t got no sweater
Ain’t got no perfume, ain’t got no beer
Ain’t got no man
Ain’t got no mother, ain’t got no culture
Ain’t got no friends, ain’t got no schooling
Ain’t got no love, ain’t got no name
Ain’t got no ticket, ain’t got no token
Ain’t got no God
Then what have I got
Why am I alive anyway?
Yeah, what have I got
Nobody can take away
Got my hair, got my head
Got my brains, got my ears
Got my eyes, got my nose
Got my mouth, I got my smile
I got my tongue, got my chin
Got my neck, got my boobs
Got my heart, got my soul
Got my back, I got my sex
I got my arms, got my hands
Got my fingers, got my legs
Got my feet, got my toes
Got my liver, got my blood
I’ve got life
I’ve got my freedom
I’ve got life
I’ve got life
And I’m gonna keep it
I’ve got life
And nobody’s gonna take it away
Stephen King at almost his best, dissecting the human psyche when faced with weird/strange/scary i.e. rapid dogs, plagues, aliens, Kathy Bates. The premiere of Under the Dome is scheduled for Monday June 24th on CBS.
“She can’t help it,’ he said. ‘She’s got the soul of a poet and the emotional makeup of a junkyard dog.”
“If you can’t laugh when things go bad–laugh and put on a little carnival–then you’re either dead or wishing you were.”
“She is a cat with a burning tail, an ant under a microscope, a fly about to lose its wings to the curious plucking fingers of a third-grader on a rainy day, a game for bored children with no bodies and the whole universe at their feet.”
“The top drawer was locked, but I forced it open. You know what else was in there, Sanders? Some of the skankiest jerk-off material I have ever seen.”
“Kids?” Andy asked. He wouldn’t be surprised. When the devil got a preacher, he was apt to fall low, indeed. Low enough to put on a tophat and crawl under a rattlesnake.
“Worse, Sanders.” He lowered his voice. “Orientals.”
Somebody added me to Wikipedia (no it wasn’t me who added me:) I do suspect a certain person, if so, then thanks! but I’m not sleeping with you again, and it’s vaguely stalker-ish…but I’m a whore (FAME whore, not whore whore) and you got my birth year wrong, it’s 1992, NOT 1972 😦
google Jernigan Wikipedia…can I get some money or something?
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jernigan is a surname. Notable people with the surname include:
Aaron Jernigan (1813–1891), early U.S. settler
Dennis Jernigan (born 1959), U.S. Christian singer-songwriter
Doug Jernigan (born 1946), U.S. musician
Gerald D. Jernigan (1942–2006), U.S. politician
Harry Jernigan, fictional character from The Towering Inferno
Jerrel Jernigan (born 1989), American Football Player
John Michael Jernigan (born 1972), U.S. writer & blogger “The Gay Road Less Traveled”
Joseph Paul Jernigan (1954–1993), U.S. murderer
Kenneth Jernigan (1926–1998), blind U.S. civil rights activist
Kenton Jernigan, U.S. squash player
Tamara E. Jernigan (born 1959), U.S. scientist & astronaut
Hundreds of my gentleman admirers have been shocked and amazed and astounded when told how old I am, apparently I look soo young (much younger than 25 years old, which may/may not be my age). Unfortunately, some kind of genetic anomaly or something is making my eyebrows grow in blonde…well, either blonde or white, salt-n-pepper. Wow, s&p eyebrows, that ain’t me…and this mysterious blonde/s&p anomaly is trying to grow in on my head and chest as well! I might need to go to urgent care and get checked out…until then, I have invested $7 in Just for Men! (since the late 80’s) and I now have a big, thick, brown…eyebrow(s). I am going to age gracefully au natural (follically) elsewhere though…the carpet still matches the drapes, but not the EYEBROWS!
alternate title: Am I Self-Sabotaging Me?
In anticipation of my move to the Tampa area, I have met a lovely man online, he’s so sweet and cute and awesome, so far, online…we haven’t actually talked or anything like that yet. He did let me know that he works out with a trainer 3x a week…hmm. I was polishing off a whole tres leches when I read that. I thought it would be fun and enlightening to count my calories in the last week, I used the Myplate app on the Livestrong website…all I can say is, damn! My genetics must be the bomb! I’m not diabetic or 200 pounds, even though my caloric intake was about 20,000 more than my size and weight and age dictate…Orlando/Tampa/OBT here I come!
4/18/13 5601 calories
2 cups Captain Crunch Berries 220 calories 2 cups Milk 291 calories Activia Strawberry yogurt 110 calories 20 oz coffee w/milk and 3 tbsp sugar 160 calories Hungry Howie’s Large Pepperoni Pizza 2630 calories 10 pieces Winn-Dixie Peanut Butter Fudge 1700 calories 2 Faygo Moon Mist sodas 340 calories 1 Dr. Chek soda 150 calories
4/19/13 4000 calories
Hardees Bacon, Egg & Chz Biscuit 560 calories Hardees Butter Biscuit w/grape jelly 410 calories 2 McDonalds spicy chx sandwiches 760 calories McDonald’s med fries 380 calories 4 McDonalds choc chip cookies 640 calories Dairy Queen Dbl Chz Burger400 calories Dairy Queen Med Fry 440 calories Dairy queen Caramel Sundae 430 calories 20 Life Savers Gummies 200 calories 2 Faygo Moon Mist sodas 340 calories
4/20/13 5480 calories
McDonalds Saus, Egg & Chz McGriddle 560 calories McDonalds Orange juice 180 calories Funyuns 20 pieces 210 calories Captain D’s 3 piece 760 calories Large Sweet Tea 170 calories 1 whole Publix Tres Leches 3600 calories
4/21/13 4070 calories
Hardees Pork Chop & Gravy Biscuit 590 calories 20 oz coffee w/milk and 3 tbsp sugar 160 calories Hungry Howie’s Large Pepperoni Pizza 2630 calories 3 Good Humor Strawberry shortcake popsicles 690 calories
4/22/13 4430 calories
2 Whataburger Taquitos w/ Bacon, Egg & Chz 900 calories 20 oz coffee w/milk and 3 tbsp sugar 160 calories 2 Wendys Jr Bacon Chz burgers 560 calories Wendys med fry 390 calories Wendys Frosty 440 calories McDonalds 10-piece chx nuggets 460 calories McD’s med fries 380 calories McDonalds snack size fish mcbites 370 calories McDonalds large Coke 310 calories 2 Good Humor Strawberry shortcake popsicles 460 calories
4/23/13 3920 calories
10 slices CiCi’s Pizza 1600 calories 3 CicCi’s chz bread 210 calories 2 Cici’s cinnamon buns 280 calories 2 Cici’s brownies 290 calories 2 Large Sweet Teas 340 calories Outback Sirloin & Grilled shrimp combo 480 calories Outback Coconut Shrimp 420 calories Outback Chzcake w Caramel 300 calories
4/24/13 3220 calories
Wendys Spicy Chx Sandwich 440 calories Wendy’s Chili Chz fry 570 calories Wendys Frosty 440 calories Subway Foot-Long Meatball Marinara 1120 calories Subway Sun Chips 210 calories Large Sweet tea 170 calories 2 Dr. Chek sodas 300 calories
4/25/13 3810 calories
Waffle House Waffle, 2 fried eggs, Syrup, Butter, Hash Browns, Toast, Bacon, Ketchup, 4 cups coffee with sugar and cream 1800 calories Chik Fil a 8-piece nuggets 260 calories Chik-fil-a chx sandwich 430 calories Large Sweet Tea 170 calories Cinn-a-Bon w/extra icing 980 calories Peanut M&M’s 170 calories