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I am the Flea Market

27 Sunday Apr 2014

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@thejohnjernigan, animals, Anne Rice, boston terrier, buy John's book, Confederacy of Dunces, country, culture, dogs, flea market, french bulldog, funny, gay, hobbies, humor, Jim Butcher, Laurell K. Hamilton, LGBT, pets, Pinellas Park, rednecks, second hand, shopping, St. Petersburg, sweet home Alabama, tampa, Tampa Bay, Thrift Store

I am the Flea Market

Nothing reminds me more of my Alabama roots than a good ole flea market.
My purchases this day:
A Boston Terrier painting for my kitchen, and a print of 2 bugs? that looks all modern and whatnot: $5 and $3

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A camouflage dog bed: $4 This was a suspiciously low price, as the bed is almost new. I quickly discovered why, as it became evident that the last dog had peed all up on the bed. Now my car smells like pee, and I am going to have to wash it several times to get all traces of urine smell out, as Cricket will mark (pee) on it to show her dominance if she smells urine. She’s such a boss, when Squeak pees Cricket goes and pees on top of Squeak’s pee, to remind her what time it is in the hood.

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Books check ’em out: A nice, new Confederacy of Dunces, Laurell K. Hamilton, Jim Butcher and Anne Rice: $8.75

not shown: cinnamon sugar donuts and caramel kettle corn and nachos…and a large DIET coke

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Mississippi, Georgia, or Sweet Home Alabama?

31 Monday Mar 2014

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@thejohnjernigan, Alabama, buy John's book $3.99, country, culture, funny, gay, Georgia, humor, LGBT, love, Mississippi, perspective, point of view, pure country, rednecks, Roll Tide, rural America, St. Petersburg, sweet home Alabama, tampa, Tampa Bay

Mississippi, Georgia, or Sweet Home Alabama?

Maters, Taters & Qcomeburs

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You Can’t Fix Stupid

30 Sunday Mar 2014

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@thejohnjernigan, Alabama, Birmingham, buy John's book $3.99, dating, funny, gay, humor, jokes, LGBT, love, perspective, point of view, queer, rednecks, relationships, sex, St. Petersburg, Tampa Bay, trailer park, Wal-Mart

You Can't Fix Stupid

Under Neat that We Will Miss You

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Beastiality in Tampa

05 Wednesday Mar 2014

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animals, boston terrier, culture, dating, dogs, french bulldog, gay, lifestyle, love, News, perspective, pets, pit bulls, point of view, rednecks, relationships, sex, society, tampa, Tampa Bay

Beastiality in Tampa

I was scrolling through my facebook feed, and said “Look, a story from my neck o’ the woods” oh Tampa 😦

A group of disturbed Tampa residents flagged down an officer Monday to report what they’d seen a 57-year-old neighbor doing in his yard: Performing a sex act with a pit bull, police said.

Bernard Marsonek of 8125 Marks St. is charged with animal cruelty and taking part in sexual activity involving animals.

After neighbors got the police’s attention, an officer found a small crowd of disturbed residents gathered who said they had yelled at Marsonek to stop. They said Marsonek ignored them.

Officers tried to interview Marsonek in his home, but he refused to cooperate with them, police said. They found a gun and ammunition in a search, police said, resulting in another charge because they said Marsonek is a felon.

Hillsborough County Animal Services took custody of eight large pit bulls that were located on his property.

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McNuggets Bitches!!!

07 Tuesday Jan 2014

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buy John's book on Amazon, culture, funny, gay, humor, LGBT, McDonalds, queer, rednecks, Tampa Bay, white trash

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Fried Bologna Saturday Night

04 Saturday Jan 2014

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Alabama, Birmingham, culture, dating, funny, humor, jokes, LGBT, love, perspective, point of view, queer, rednecks, relationships, Tampa Bay, trailer parks

Fried Bologna Saturday Night

John was excited to be going on a date on this Saturday night, unfortunately poor communication with his potential future ex-husband left him home, alone and HONGRY. He fried up some bologna with ketchup, and some eggs with grape jelly, then ate them up on some hamburger buns. John’s refined palate is evidence that he is trailer park royalty, ya heard?

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The Webster Westside Flea Market

05 Thursday Sep 2013

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Alabama, art, Aunt Jemima, culture, flea market, florida, funny, gay, humor, john jernigan, LGBT, Life, raccoons, racism, rebel flags, rednecks, Thrift Store

The Webster Westside Flea Market

This flea market had a lot of guns, rebel flags, and taxidermied animals…unfortunately they didn’t have the stuffed raccoon I’m still looking for. I didn’t buy anything, except for a bbq sandwich, funnel cake, cajun boiled peanuts and some fried pork skins.

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A friend of mine who used to be one of the hard working under appreciated social workers for the State here in Pensacola has written a book now available on Kindle, John Jernigan’s ā€œThe Gay Road Less Traveled.ā€ I purchased it tonight to start it, couldn’t out it down, it was so funny. Graphic, real, and hysterical, John’s writing is endearing, funny, smart and if you happen to be drinking coffee, it may shoot out of your nose at some point during one of his vignettes. You can read it on Kindle.

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