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Your Girl is Lovely Hubble

25 Saturday Nov 2017

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John: Katie/Carrie  David: I hope not Hubble/Mr. Big

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The Girlfriend Experience

29 Friday Jul 2016

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Yasss Bitches! This is my big gay post of the week…I live for this show and Riley Keough lets them have it! So ridiculously good, the first episode is a bit slow but then you are living, right there with her…btw does Riley look familiar? Elvis’s oldest grandchild

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John is Such a Pretty Lady

07 Thursday Jul 2016

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Never Be Like You – Flume

04 Wednesday May 2016

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Eyes Without Speaking

10 Wednesday Jun 2015

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The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart – St. Jerome

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Here Comes the Sun – Nina Simone

14 Thursday May 2015

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featured in the season finale of Scandal, a great love of mine, Ms. Nina Simone

for Stephen *6/2015 Stephen is a turkey poot

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Cricket the Destroyer

23 Thursday Apr 2015

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When it’s a rainy day and the kids are trapped inside with nothing to do…I guess I’m lucky it was a $1 Carebears pillow that I got at the flea market instead of one of the motel’s pillows

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Nawlins Drink Special

07 Tuesday Apr 2015

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Somebody’s Baby – Jackson Browne

04 Wednesday Feb 2015

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When I was younger, and cuter, and more optimistic, I would sometimes sing Somebody’s Baby and picture myself as the person/girl Jackson was singing about…I still believe that I’m somebody’s baby, and that I will meet him soon, right?

Well, just look at that girl
With the lights comin’ up in her eyes
She’s got to be somebody’s baby
She must be somebody’s baby
All the guys on the corner stand back
And let her walk on by
She’s got to be somebody’s baby
She must be somebody’s baby
She’s got to be somebody’s baby
She’s so fine
She’s probably somebody’s only light
Gonna shine tonight
Yeah, she’s probably somebody’s baby, all right
I heard her talkin’ with her friend
When she thought nobody else was around
She said she’s got to be somebody’s baby
She must be somebody’s baby
‘Cause when the cars and the signs and the streetlights
Light up the town
She’s got to be somebody’s baby
She must be somebody’s baby
She’s got to be somebody’s baby
She’s so fine

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Same Old Lang Syne

13 Saturday Dec 2014

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Christmas music, dating, gay, gay blog, gay fort lauderdale, lifestyle, love, point of view, relationships, Same Old Lang Syne Dan Fogelberg, sex, South Beach Miami, Talmage McLaurin

“Just for a moment I was back at school, and felt that old familiar pain
and as I turned to make my way back home, the snow turned into rain”

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Slave to Love – Bryan Ferry

21 Friday Nov 2014

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100 Years & Sugar in My Bowl

12 Wednesday Nov 2014

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for Dana

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I Want Someone To Tell Me They Are Lucky To Have Me

19 Friday Sep 2014

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for Gary 😦

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The Little Engine That Literally Can’t Even

19 Friday Sep 2014

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Who Will Toss My Salad?

19 Friday Sep 2014

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book reviews, books, children, foodie, fort lauderdale, funny, gay, gay blog, gay sex, LGBT, Miami, relationships, sex

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Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See – Busta Rhymes

12 Friday Sep 2014

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Hit you with no delayin so what you sayin yo? (uh)
Silly with my nine milli, what the deally yo? (what?)
When I be on the mic yes I do my duty yo
Wild up in the club like we wild in the stud-io (uh)
You don’t wanna VIOLATE nigga really and truly yo (uh)
My main thug nigga named Julio he moody yo (what?)
Type of nigga that’ll slap you with the tool-io (blaow!)
Bitch nigga scared to death, act fruity yo (uh)
Fuck that! Look at shorty, she a little cutie yo (yeah)
The way she shake it make me wanna get all in the booty yo (whoo!)
Top miss, just hit the bangin bitches in videos (huh?)
Whylin with my freak like we up in the freak shows (damn)
Hit you with the shit make you feel it all in your toes (yeah)
Hot shit got all you niggaz in wet clothes (take it off)
Stylin my metaphors when I formulate my flows (uh)
If you don’t know you fuckin with lyrical player pros, like that

Do you really wanna party with me?
Let me see just what you got for me
Put all your hands where my eyes can see
Straight buckwhilin in the place to be
If you really wanna party with me
Let me see just what you got for me
Put all your hands where my eyes can see
Straight buckwhilin in the place to be

If you really wanna party with me.. In God We Trust (what?)
Yo it’s a must that you heard of us yo we murderous (uh!)
A lot of niggaz is wonderin and they furious (what?)
How me and my niggaz do it, it’s so mysterious (that’s true)
Furious, all of my niggaz is serious (huh!)
Shook niggaz be walkin around fearin us (what?)
Front nigga, like you don’t wanna be hearin us (no!)
Gotta listen to hot radio yo be playin us (ahh)
Thirty time a day shit’ll make you delirious (what?)
Damaging everything all up in your areas
Yo it’s funny how all the chickens be always servin us
All up in between they ass where they wanna carry us (what!)
Hitcha good then I hit em off with the alias (what?)
Various, chickens they wanna marry us (hah)
Yo it’s Flipmode my nigga you know we bout to bust! (uh!)
Seven figure money the label preparin us
Bite the dust, instead of you, makin a fuss (what?)
Niggaz know better cause there ain’t no comparin us (nope)
Mad at us, niggaz is never, we fabulous (yup!)
Hit my people off with the flow that be marvelous (hah!)
Ho-shit, my whole click victorious (yup!)
Takin no prisoners niggaz is straight up warriors (what?)
While you feelin that I know you be feelin so glorious (uh)
Then I blitz and reminisce on my nigga Notorious

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If You Want to Know Where Your Heart Is

13 Wednesday Aug 2014

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Fried Pickles and Tears

11 Monday Aug 2014

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I am frying pickles and crying, over Tom the asshole

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Spirit Week at My Job

03 Sunday Aug 2014

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Call on Me – Eric Prydz – the Gay Version

26 Saturday Jul 2014

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French Bulldogs Talking

29 Sunday Jun 2014

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Sister Golden Hair & Sister Golden Hair & Sister Golden Hair & Sister Golden hair

23 Monday Jun 2014

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“Well I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed
I ain’t ready for the altar but I do agree there’s times
When a woman sure can be a friend of mine”

*man

 

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Books as Mental Health Aides

23 Monday Jun 2014

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Books as Mental Health Aides

I tried to go to work today, but left after a couple of hours, apparently I am still a bit emotionally fragile. On the way home, I stopped at the St, Vincent de Paul thrift store on 34th and treated myself to 10 (ten) books for $1 (one) .

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Ken Jennings

22 Sunday Jun 2014

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Ken Jennings

Redheaded and smart and nerdy…everything I love in a man! John Jernigan-Jennings

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Funny

17 Tuesday Jun 2014

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Baker Street & Baker Street & Baker Street & Baker Street & Baker Street

17 Tuesday Jun 2014

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The lyrics are about alcohol and depression, promiscuity, sex and “People with No Soul”

’”Baker Street”

Winding your way down on Baker Street
Light in your head and dead on your feet
Well, another crazy day
You’ll drink the night away
And forget about everything
This city desert makes you feel so cold
It’s got so many people, but it’s got no soul
And it’s taken you so long
To find out you were wrong
When you thought it held everything

You used to think that it was so easy
You used to say that it was so easy
But you’re trying, you’re trying now
Another year and then you’d be happy
Just one more year and then you’d be happy
But you’re crying, you’re crying now

Way down the street there’s a light in his place
He opens the door, he’s got that look on his face
And he asks you where you’ve been
You tell him who you’ve seen
And you talk about anything
He’s got this dream about buying some land
He’s gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands
And then he’ll settle down
In some quiet little town
And forget about everything

But you know he’ll always keep moving
You know he’s never gonna stop moving
‘Cause he’s rolling, he’s the rolling stone
And when you wake up, it’s a new morning
The sun is shining, it’s a new morning
And you’re going, you’re going home

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Am I the Greatest Social Worker of ALL Time?

11 Wednesday Jun 2014

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Am I the Greatest Social Worker of ALL Time?

I have 648 friends on the Facebook. There are like 10 of my facebook ” friends” that I would like to be my boyfriend. I mainly post stuff like this to try to impress them, either that or I have low self esteem.

shout outs to Ronan M, Richard S, Scott W, Forrest C, Steven C, Stephen W, Jeff R, Brian K, Grover K, Geoffrey B, Stuart N, Mark S, Brian B, Scott G, John M, Jerry L…and Ken Cunningham

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Jurgen Klinsmann

04 Wednesday Jun 2014

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Screw Landon Donovan, my baby knows what he’s doing! John Jernigan-Klinsmann

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Love Affair & An Affair to Remember

27 Tuesday May 2014

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An Affair to Remember, Annette Bening, Cary Grant, dating, Deborah Kerr, Fabulous Ken, gay, IMDB, Katherine Hepburn, LGBT, Love Affair, love stories, Meg Ryan, movie reviews, movies, relationships, romance, romantic movies, sex, Sleepless in Seattle, Tom Hanks, Warren Beatty

The final scene in either the original or remake is guaranteed to make you cry. Home sick from work today, I watched An Affair to Remember and bawled. I want so desperately to find love like Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr, but after all it’s only the movies…and I will likely always be alone.

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The Normal Heart

25 Sunday May 2014

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AIDS awareness, culture, gay, gay culture, gay dating, HIV, Jim Parsons, Julia Roberts, LGBT, lifestyle, love, Mark Ruffalo, Matt Bomer, movie reviews, movies, perspective, point of view, queer, relationships, sex, Taylor Kitsch, the Normal Heart

On HBO tonight, starring Julia Roberts and my nerdy boyfriend Jim Parsons, who is a friend of Dorothy’s of course.

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A friend of mine who used to be one of the hard working under appreciated social workers for the State here in Pensacola has written a book now available on Kindle, John Jernigan’s “The Gay Road Less Traveled.” I purchased it tonight to start it, couldn’t out it down, it was so funny. Graphic, real, and hysterical, John’s writing is endearing, funny, smart and if you happen to be drinking coffee, it may shoot out of your nose at some point during one of his vignettes. You can read it on Kindle.

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